[INT BUS - Chuck and Nate are sitting next to each other, Dan is standing in the alley]. Gossip Girl: There are three things we do alone: we are born, we die, and if were a high school junior headed for college, we take the SATs. You know, it's actually kinda sad. RELATED:5 Times Blair and Serena Were Good Friends On Gossip Girl (& 5 Times They Were Horrible). Beverly is trapped inside her new married life and suburban home and needs an escape plan. Rufus Well, you are in my dreams, Lily and one of them particular occurs finding you in the back of a Nine Inch Nails bus with your shoes in your earrings and Trent Reznor oh, that happened! Serena Jenny, that dress would look even better in black. Now that your wife left you? Dan How could I? Its false advertising. His heart. Identical uniforms, that's kind of a tip-off? Gossip Girl : Speak of the Devil and he doth appear. With everything from trundle beds to truffles in place, all thats missing is sleepover star and Waldorf BFF, Serena van der Woodsen. MONOLOGUE Murder of a Pirate in the first degree! [Blair hands Jenny one of the invitations] Jenny Thanks. Dan I don't know, I think she would be a tad overwhelmed by the glitz and the glamour of the Humphrey lifestyle. Not the kind of all knowing beautiful, just beautiful like they say in the movies and in our dreams. 1. Come out, come out, wherever you are. Sweet dreams, Serena. Imagine Glengarry Glen Ross without Alec Baldwin's sales incentive monologue, "coffee's for closers," or Jack Nicholson's stern warning monologue, "you . 11 Romantic Monologues about Hopeful Love. GG: Spotted skating at Wollman Rink: the Blair Capades. 100% found this document useful, Mark this document as useful, 0% found this document not useful, Mark this document as not useful, According To The Catholic Church, Mortal Sin Can Only, Absolved Through The Sacred Act Of Confession, But It Looks Like A Ce, W.A.S.P. GG: Looks like Daddys little girl isnt sugar and spice and everything nice after all. I mean LOVE begins with you and doesn't end on you! Gossip Girl: The rules for a model the day of a photo shoot are similar to those of a patient pre-surgery. Hi, Serena! Suitable for: PG 16. The CW. When Serena is afraid to tell the truth about what happened before she left the Upper East Side, her friends let her know that they'll be there for her no matter what. Gossip Girl - watch online: streaming, buy or rent But I'm just not sure if she's the girl for me. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPHREYS - KITCHEN - Jenny organizes handwritten invitations, Rufus is making breakfast, Dan walks in], [Rufus hands Dan an issue of 'Rolling Stone', Dan reads the front page]. It's harder to make than it looks, the good trash. That's that's for chicks. A tradition since the year 2000, each one more decadent than the last. DETAILS: Comedy, love, unbalanced relationship, male (female), around 2 minutes. Gossip Girl. Rufus Yeah. When the mere act of descending a staircase means youre a woman. I mean, come on, I've never been to a big dance before. And who am I? Some families actually do make the yuletide gay, managing to leave their troubles far away. Other families have a merry little Christmas, even when their troubles arent so far away. Some presents might end up getting returned. Nate That's it? When any of the BFFs are in a fight, no amount of brunches, vacations, or spa days canmend a broken heart. XOXO, Press J to jump to the feed. They should be framed or something. Plus a few other interesting things if you end up digging far enough. The sun will come out tomorrow. Chuck and Blair's relationship is a bit polarizing as Chuck has done some terrible things but even if fans don't agree with the relationship, Blair still seems wise and mature here. Dad, this is Serena. The American had tea. And its wearing kneesocks. Elegant. Imposing. Nate I'm gonna put everything in the past. You kids could use some fun. No one knows Gossip Girl 's identity, but everyone in this . Serena No, that's not what I mean. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena van der Woodsen being given a real-life multiple choice question. "Fanny" is a monologue for a female actress from the scene "Gossip" (low cost PDF of scene) in the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" (low cost PDF of full play) by D. M. Larson (ISBN-13: 978-1482739626) When you purchase a PDF, you may make as many photocopies as needed (but please do NOT repost the text online in any way). This monologue is extremely self-aware. I mean the fur and the teeth are really authentic. GG: Spotted: N and B, hot and heavy in the halls of the Palace Hotel. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Looks like little Jen might end up with a new boy and a ticket to the inner circle. "Don't understimate that ' only you' .". Gossip Girl (2021) Nine years on, a new generation of New York's elite rules. Blair Saturday. Rufus I should go tune that. Because I was a teenage drug addict is not exactly a winning college essay. Someone just leaked my diary to Gossip Girl. Son, talk to you later. Has our bad girl really gone good? Choose your side or run and hide. Comic Female Monologue David Lindsay-Abaire - Good People. [Chuck plays with his drink, looking bored, Isabel and Katy are reading their text mesages]. you know you love me. Serena You asked my out on a date and you didn't think I was nice? Find a monologue that fits you and your experiences. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Spotted: Lonely Boy can't believe the love of his life has returned. Comedic monologues from plays for auditions and acting practice. The characters all should have ended up in jail much moreoften than they actually did, and some of their actionswould be unforgivable in today's world. Party Guests: I heard she is pregnant rehab she looks good [Serena walks up to her mother, Lily, who is talking to a friend]. These 25 most heart-wrenching, humbling, and humorous quotes from Gossip Girl 's original cast will . I'm mean, too bad it's more than our rent but I think I can sew something like it. Serena left town because of what happened between her and Nate, and there was even another love triangle when both girls had feelings for Dan. You know, maybe USC, UCLA? Blair How can I trust you when I feel like I don't even know you. [While Chuck pours a glass of champagne, Jenny takes out her cell phone and starts texting], [EXT CLUB - Serena and Dan leave the club, Dan holds the door open for her]. What, they haven't let him out yet? I'm cooking. You may have won over B for now but we still think youre hiding something. Concierge Well, he claims he found your cell phone. Aya Tsintziras is a Senior Writer at Screen Rant who enjoys writing about TV and movies. Rufus: Hey Lil. And just as suddenly, shes back. Gossip Girl: 10 Blair Quotes That Prove She Was The Smartest, 5 Times Blair and Serena Were Good Friends On Gossip Girl (& 5 Times They Were Horrible), 5 Worst Things Dan Did To Serena On Gossip Girl (& 5 Worst Serena Did To Him), 10 Best Chuck & Blair Gossip Girl Relationship Episodes, Big Bang Theory Secretly Hinted At Paiges Dark Young Sheldon Future, One Big Bang Theory Main Character Was Only Meant To Be A Guest Role, The Conners Just Made Jackies Andy Retcon Even More Confusing. Nate Oh, hey! Gossip Girl: Word is that S bailed on Bs party in under ninety seconds. They, along with the rest of the Upper East Siders, provided some deep insight about friendship, thatviewerscan still relate to, ten years later. Jenny Maybe you'd care if dad's band was on 'Gossip Girl'. See for yourselves. Serena is mortified and heartbroken that Dan Humphrey has written mean thingsabout her in his novelInside. It's cool, it's fine. Jenny: Yeah, I will be. MONOLOGUE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? Even if they were angry at one another, or tried to walk away for their own good, the bonds that they formed made it impossible to give up on them completely. Jenny So that wasn't your laptop you've been to last night to read all about Serena van der Woodsen. Privileged teens living on the Upper East Side of New York can hide no secret from the ruthless blogger who is always watching. Eleanor: Serena van der Woodsen? That's one secret I'll never tell. Dan 'Top 10 Forgotten Bands Of The '90s'. Which is why queens invented handmaidens. Erik, hi. We're The Non-Judging Breakfast Club. And Who Is The Man Upstairs To Discriminate? [INT OSTROFF CENTER - ERIK'S ROOM - Serena's brother, Erik, finds Serena sleeping on a chair next to his bed and wakes her up]. Mine was funny and kind. Chuck Yeah? Have fun, little rodents. Jenny You're going out with Serena and I'm going to 'Kiss On The Lips'. Today I felt beautiful. Lighter than air and heading downtown. 12. You never know what could go wrong in a flash. Uhm, look, when Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper they didn't accuse him of having a foot-fetish. The best part of Gossip Girl was seeing our favorite characters triumph over adversity and hard times. Nate: No, I think I heard your mom say she's here. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen. Was it only a year ago our It Girl mysteriously disappeared for boarding school? Jenny Here, I made you one during free period but anyone asks where you got it, I know nothing. There is probably a bit of jealousy going on here, but also a clear headed and mature sense of reality. A. Serena No, no, that that was then. You tell them.". Could an Upper East Side peace accord be far off? Kristen Bell. [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Chuck leads Jenny upstairs]. Chuck Last year the Sheperd wedding think I don't know why you left town? Gossip Girl: They say love conquers all. Chuck: Nathaniel, any interest in some fresh air? Its more than just getting into college, its setting a course for the rest of your life. Set: Simple sets - a podium, a child's bed, a table and chair. Serena van der Woodsen. A life of luxury isn't always what it cracks up to be, and the characters' home lives are a perfect example of that. Gossip Girl: And everyone knows the biggest present comes in the smallest box. Per WaPo: In a monologue filled with references to his abiding use of marijuana, the actor, who went on the show to promote his upcoming movie "Champions," said he read a script where "the biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world to stay locked in . Shes spending time alone with the kids And I seem to have walked all the way from Brooklyn to your doorstep. Flowers, maybe some jewellery if she's really upset. This is the place to discuss the original CW show and the HBO reboot. GG: Spotted in the courtyard: Serena, looking like shes seen a ghost. His name is ugh, who cares? And the only thing more shocking than the truth are the lies people tell to cover it up. Did B think S would go down without a fight? Blair said she wasn't invited she is wasted she is so brave [Isabel and Katy both get new text messages]. Anyone can commit a minor indiscretion and generate a days worth of buzz. But sometimes all it takes is a little key to open the door to the wild side. Rachel Foertsch conducts onscreen celebrity interviews for Screen Rant and is currently the site's Talent Acquisition Coordinator. Go home and study, b. [INT - THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan is standing at the reception talking to the Concierge who is holding Serena's cell phone]. It's Been A While Since My Last Confession. [The guests notice Serena and start gossiping]. 'Cause I couldn't hide from him. Refined. Welcome back! It clashes with my sofa. Here are some one-minute comedic monologues for kids to try: 1. Serena's look was modeled after Kate Moss. Dan What? EMERGENCY. You made it. Thanks for the photo, Mel. For better. Hey Upper East Siders. And I'm pretty sure she thought I was someone else. Nathaniel, you're finally about to have sex with your girlfiend. GG: Doesnt Chuck know a party isnt a party until someone crashes? In a 2012 interview with HuffPost, "Gossip Girl" costume designer Eric Daman shared the inspirations behind both Serena and Blair's wardrobes. And for those few who arent legacies, the pressures are no less. Or maybe Ill just try to not drink and keep my clothes on and try. XOXO. Rufus Lily! Why'd she return? Blair Not bad work. Serena It's ok. You're stronger than me, alright. [Serena notices Nate on the other side of the room, Blair opens her bedroom door and walks into the room, blocking Nate from Serena's view, Serena and Blair hug]. [Chuck starts kissing Jenny but after a few moments she pulls away again]. I've been drinking on an empty stomach. Dan Wait wait a second, is that why you needed me? [EXT NEW YORK - Several people are standing in the streets, looking at the newest 'Gossip Girl' entry on their cell phones]. [INT OSTROFF CENTER - Serena walks in, passes the nurse's station and looks into a patient's room]. O Brother, Where Bart Thou? Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. Everyone's going. XOXO Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl Gossip Girl (Narrator) 2007.09.19 Claire. [Jenny takes an invitation adressed to 'Serena van der Woodsen' out of her bag, Dan panics and vanishes]. Aya's favorite movies are Scream and You've Got Mail and her favorite TV shows include My So-Called Life, Gilmore Girls, You, and Seinfeld. The truth is, almost nobody wants to experience real nature. Jenny I know, uhm, I mean, hi, I'm Jenny. You were like my sister and with our families we need each other. Chuck I heard you didn't do that anymore. Or for worse. episode 1 in season 4 where she tells serena how heartbroken she actually is, how sad she is, that's a good one. Or will he end up with another victim? Chuck I love this town. GG: Serenas visit was short. Gossip Girl: Sometimes, in an effort to spread the most outrageous rumors, we look over the very thing thats even more scandalousthe truth. Oh, I don't know how I know that. I think it may be for the best. I thought you might want to see some of your friends. Serena No, no, listen, if it's Chuck it's not ok. [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Dan and Serena enter]. In fact, in Chuck's case, there was no love lost when helet his father fall from a building to his death. Looks like Utter Disgrace is the name on the label. Get out!